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Below are the 3 most recent journal entries recorded in Grittites: Followers of Hank Gritt's LiveJournal:

Wednesday, September 13th, 2006
11:28 pm
[theheretic]
This is Metal
This is Metal. Video of planetesimal roughly 2000 km hitting the earth, set to heavy metal music. For your good cheer.

Current Mood: metal
Monday, June 20th, 2005
3:32 pm
[rune1279]
Shellbot! Load me!
Excellent community. I suggest the addition of "unneccessary explosions", "scud", "grittites", "hank gritt", and "irony" to our official list of interests.

Also, maybe infernokrusher, because those people seem to be on the same page as us, really. For example:

  • While other attitudes to art yearn to communicate truths, to move people, to challenge, or to entertain, infernokrusher art wants to blow stuff up
  • Infernokrusher fiction explodes stagnant genre conventions, e.g., that it’s not okay to have all your characters run over by a monster truck in what would seem to be the middle of the story

Also, I would like to remind all Grittites that the closest thing we have to a holiday is coming up in just a couple weeks. That's right, the 4th of July. Unneccessary explosions will abound, and many, many fingers will be lost. Remember that despite the United States' claims of religious tolerance, small-scale ceremonial explosives like cherry bombs, firecrackers, and roman candles are not legal in many states, forcing many Grittites to travel to indian reservations or across state lines in order to properly celebrate. If you live in a state where men are still permitted to be men, you may want to pop off a few extra fireworks, for your brethren who are less fortunate.
Sunday, June 19th, 2005
6:08 pm
[theheretic]
Welcome to the Grittite Community
We are followers of Hank Grit. We worship Manliness and unneccessary explosions.

WE ARE MANLY! BEWARE BEWARE FOR YOUR WORLD WILL FALL BEFORE US AND OUR EXPLOSIVE MIGHT!

FEEL OUR WRATH!

WE WILL WALK AMONG YOUR BONES AND SMELL THE STENCH OF YOUR FLESH!

YOUR CHILDREN WILL BE OUR SLAVES AND YOUR WOMEN WILL RIPEN OUR PANTS, YOUR PETS WILL BE OUR FOOD AND WE WILL WALK UPON YOUR CARS!

Current Mood: Gleeful!
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